Monday Morning Memes: Waylon, Luke Bryan, Boyfriend Country

by John Deery

You Might Be Fake Country if... (Guest Submission)

...your mic stand went platinum but your album didn't...

You think love songs are supposed to be about trucks & tractors

All your songs are about dirt roads but you grew up in the city...
 

You think Porter Wagoner is a Jeep...

Your manager thought it would be cool to put a chick in the band 

but you're not sure which band member it is...

You think Flatt & Scruggs makes lawn mower engines...

You think "Will the Circle Be Unbroken" is a trick question...

You think a country shuffle is a cool new Spotify playlist...

You think the "Wabash Cannonball" is a cinnamon whiskey shot...

You think 3/4 time a law that helped your cousin get out of prison early

You spent more time picking out your wardrobe than writing your last single...

You only became a country singer to help you reach your goal of 

becoming a judge on TV karaoke contest

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Thanks to John Deery of the John Deery Band for sending this in!

Monday Morning Memes: Zac Brown, Kane Brown, etc.

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Guest Submission: Eli Manning/Luke Bryan Meme

From John Deery of the John Deery Band.

Guest Submission: Drunk on a Plane Meme

From John Deery

Meet the John Deery Band

From their criminally overlooked 2013 album, Burnin' the Trailer Park Down, here's John Deery Band with "Good Way to Get Hurt." RIYL: Allman Brothers, Jerry Jeff Walker, David Allan Coe, The Rolling Stones.