Showing posts with label Johnny Paycheck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Johnny Paycheck. Show all posts
May 19, 2013
Sunday Mornin' Music: Johnny Paycheck
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Johnny Paycheck,
Sunday Mornin' Music
May 18, 2013
Saturday Night Music: Johnny Paycheck
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Johnny Paycheck,
Saturday Night Music
Apr 25, 2013
Larry Lee the Primitive Baptist Reviews: Casey Donahew Band - Go To Hell
Casey Donahew Band - Go To Hell
Listen here if ye dare.
Children of the Lord, this song is a laundry list of sin and despair.
Behold all the evils the Casey Donahew Band sells to its fans:
Drunkenness
Sexual impropriety
Foul language
Spite
Threats of violence
Hate
Facebooking
Crime
Revenge
More drunkenness
Sinners |
The biggest sin the "CDB" has committed with this song is that they will cause young "CDB" fans to stumble. How many trucker-capped, fist pumping young men will follow the band down this Texas highway to Hell? This song is pretty catchy, so it will certainly appeal to the younger demographic and all the "attitude" (which is really just a code word for "Hate of Jesus") will cause their hormone addled minds to see this sort of behavior as "cool" or "tight, yo."
I will pray for this band and its fans tonight. I will lift them up and ask the heavenly Father to help them turn away from humanism and vice before they join such "icons" of that lifestyle as Johnny Paycheck and Hank Williams in perdition.
My rating for this reprehensible song:
F!
Jan 28, 2013
Same Ol' Song
I wrote this lyric before the days of Farce the Music (or Photocrap, for that matter) and unfortunately it rings truer than ever now. And yes, I name dropped... but it fit the theme - I wasn't doing it for fake country cred.
No Country on the Radio
I was in the mood for a drinkin' song
Some guy cryin' over love that's gone
So I flipped through a dozen stations
I shook my head I couldn't find a thing
No sad fiddles, no whiskey, no twang
And came to the sad realization
(Chorus)
There ain't no country on the radio
No steel guitars, nothing sad and slow
It's happy slappy joy joy
From little girls and pretty boys
Singin' pop songs in a row
But there ain't no country on the radio
I caught the tail end of Shania Twain
DJ said that's the classic of the day
I almost drove off the shoulder
The next song sounded like a Hallmark
Card
Some whiner rhyming "heart"
with "apart"
I know Waylon just rolled over
('Cause) There ain't no country on the
radio
No steel guitars, nothing sad and slow
It's happy slappy joy joy
From little girls and pretty boys
Singin' pop songs in a row
But there ain't no country on the radio
Bridge
I found an old truckstop with a $5 rack
Bought some Yoakam, Paycheck and Hag
The channel may be clear but I ain't
comin' back
(Alt Bridge)
Hootie, The Eagles, Bon Jovi, oh my
I know where old rockers go to die
('Cause) There ain't no country on the
radio
No steel guitars, nothing sad and slow
It's drum loops and big guitars
Makes me wanna crash my car
God I miss George Jones
There ain't no country on the radio
©2007 Corey Parkman
Aug 11, 2012
Saturday Night Music: Johnny Paycheck
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Johnny Paycheck,
Saturday Night Music
Apr 20, 2012
Inspirational Lyrics: Johnny Paycheck
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Inspirational Lyrics,
Johnny Paycheck
Aug 4, 2011
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