Showing posts with label Sun Daze. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sun Daze. Show all posts
Aug 16, 2017
FGL = Romance
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
memes,
Satire,
Sun Daze
Apr 13, 2015
Monday Morning Memes: Shooter Jennings, Sam Hunt, etc.
Mar 13, 2015
Sundays: A Larry Lee Approved FGL Parody
Sundays
Parody of Florida-Georgia Line's "Sun Daze"
I'm gonna wear my Staceys and
Parody of Florida-Georgia Line's "Sun Daze"
I'm gonna wear my Staceys and
I'm gonna sing some praises to
Holy Trinity of Spirit and Maker and Savior
And throw a 20 in the offering plate
If you're ready, go up and get saved
No more weight you're towing, to Heaven be going
All I wanna do today is wear my Penney's gray herringbone
All I wanna do today is wear my Penney's gray herringbone
Sin a little less, pray a little more
THAT's what this day is for
And all I wanna do is praise JC and fellowship with good folks
Read a little Acts, Read a little John
Love gettin' my Sundays on, gettin' my Sundays on
Jesus Christ you're the life of my party
Jesus Christ you're the life of my party
Full of grace healin' up broken-hearted
Break some bread as we do the Communion
Hope Ms. Wanda will do some hymn croonin'
I hit my knees at the altar rail
Ask the Lord to forgive my fails
The way that I'm feeling, the devil ain't stealin'
All I wanna do today is wear my Penney's gray herringbone
All I wanna do today is wear my Penney's gray herringbone
Sin a little less, pray a little more
THAT's what this day is for
And all I wanna do is praise JC and fellowship with good folks
Read a little Mark, Read a little John
Love gettin' my Sundays on, gettin' my Sundays on
All I wanna do today is wear my Penney's gray herringbone
All I wanna do today is wear my Penney's gray herringbone
Sin a little less, pray a little more
THAT's what this day is for
And all I wanna do is praise JC and fellowship with good folks
Read a little Acts, Read a little John
Love getting' my Sundays on, gettin' my Sundays on
Gettin' my Sundays on
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
Parody lyrics,
Satire,
Sun Daze
Feb 20, 2015
Are These the End Times?
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
memes,
Satire,
Sun Daze
Dec 30, 2014
The Sun Daze Redemption
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
memes,
Satire,
Sun Daze,
The Shawshank Redemption
Dec 10, 2014
Christmas FGL Parody: "Holi Daze"
Photo from GAC |
Holi Daze
(FTM Parody of FGL's "Sun Daze")
I’m gonna wear my man Uggs and
I’m gonna play some flip mug and
Rock a little bit of Slim Thug and
Burl Ives and T.I.
And drink some Jager neath the Christmas tree
I wonder what Santa's bringin' me
The way that I'm actin'
Coal and switches be packed in
Chorus
All I wanna do today
Is honor Jesus' birth and get stoned
On that naughty list, let the eggnog pour
That's what winter break is for
And all I wanna do is call some hoes and
Throw my balls made of snow
Bows on my gun rack
Ain’t nothin’ wrong with gettin’ my holi daze on
Gettin’ my holi daze on
Girl dress sexy for my Christmas party
Hoochie Mrs. Santa drankin' Bacardi
You ain't no elf, but girl you my shorty
It may not rhyme but I'm getting horny
I’ll sit you up on the fireplace hearth
And stick some garnish in your Christmas tart
The way that we rockin', I'll get in your stocking
All I wanna do today
Is wear my Santa hat and get stoned
On that naughty list, let the eggnog pour
That's what winter break is for
And all I wanna do is drive my Chevrolet
with a warm Fireball glow
Spray on minty Axe
Ain’t nothin’ wrong with gettin’ my holi daze on
Gettin’ my holi daze on
(Repeat Chorus)
Gettin’ my holi daze on
(FTM Parody of FGL's "Sun Daze")
I’m gonna wear my man Uggs and
I’m gonna play some flip mug and
Rock a little bit of Slim Thug and
Burl Ives and T.I.
And drink some Jager neath the Christmas tree
I wonder what Santa's bringin' me
The way that I'm actin'
Coal and switches be packed in
Chorus
All I wanna do today
Is honor Jesus' birth and get stoned
On that naughty list, let the eggnog pour
That's what winter break is for
And all I wanna do is call some hoes and
Throw my balls made of snow
Bows on my gun rack
Ain’t nothin’ wrong with gettin’ my holi daze on
Gettin’ my holi daze on
Girl dress sexy for my Christmas party
Hoochie Mrs. Santa drankin' Bacardi
You ain't no elf, but girl you my shorty
It may not rhyme but I'm getting horny
I’ll sit you up on the fireplace hearth
And stick some garnish in your Christmas tart
The way that we rockin', I'll get in your stocking
All I wanna do today
Is wear my Santa hat and get stoned
On that naughty list, let the eggnog pour
That's what winter break is for
And all I wanna do is drive my Chevrolet
with a warm Fireball glow
Spray on minty Axe
Ain’t nothin’ wrong with gettin’ my holi daze on
Gettin’ my holi daze on
(Repeat Chorus)
Gettin’ my holi daze on
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
lyric parody,
Parody lyrics,
Satire,
Sun Daze
Nov 24, 2014
You Forgot About the Umbrella Metaphor...
Labels:
Carrie Underwood,
Florida Georgia Line,
memes,
Satire,
Sun Daze
Nov 20, 2014
Them Boys Ain't Right
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
King of the Hill,
memes,
Satire,
Sun Daze
Oct 16, 2014
Heresy
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
Johnny Cash,
memes,
Satire,
Sun Daze
Sep 29, 2014
Monday Morning Memes: Joe Nichols, Florida-Georgia Line, Boobs
Labels:
FGL,
Florida Georgia Line,
Joe Nichols,
Joseph Ducreux,
Keith Urban,
memes,
Satire,
Sun Daze
Sep 22, 2014
Jesus Don't Play Dat
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
memes,
Satire,
Sun Daze
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