Top 10 Ways Chris Brown is Attempting to Rehab His Image

10. Keeps wearing a t-shirt that says "Not OJ"

09. Planning to bum rush Kanye West at next awards show

08. Kicking fewer puppies

07. Starting new foundation: "Jackass R&B Singers Against Choking the Sh*t Out of Women"

06. Putting the toilet seat down

05. Giving a huge cardboard check for $80 Kabillion Dollars to local women's shelter

04. Following the R.Kelly "Fix Your Soiled Rep System"

03. Watching an hour a day of Lifetime

02. Not illegally downloading Rihanna's new album

01. Only beating up women his own size

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John Rich's Songwriting Tips #22

The key to creating a memorable title or line is to take a common phrase and twist it. For instance: "four on the floor," a cool way to describe a four-speed manual transmission can be used thusly:

"Had my GTO rollin', girl said "you wanna score?"

Stopped so damn fast, that car had whore on the floor"

Or "the man in the moon" can become "the man in the poon" for a song about making sweet love. It's that simple. Write on beeatches!

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