Showing posts with label Justin Bieber. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Justin Bieber. Show all posts

Jan 24, 2011

Country Doppelgängers XI

Kenny Chesney (sans hat) and actor, Paul Giamatti.


Kellie Pickler's comments are frequently doppelgangers for this girl's.


Texas singer/songwriter Drew Kennedy apparently had a Toby Keith phase.


Country music newcomer Walker Hayes has the Justin Bieber thing going on.


Yet another country newcomer, Brett Eldredge, resembles Bears QB Jay Cutler.


Shooter Jennings and a black monkey.

Apr 21, 2010

In the Year 2030 #3

•Murder rates and crystal meth production in the rural south drop to lowest levels in history; Drive-by Truckers disband

•Kenny Chesney puts out a song about his old blue Craftmatic adjustable bed

•Justin Bieber reaches puberty

•After talking about it for 21 years, Kellie Pickler finally releases a traditional country album

•Ke$ha named Best New Artist at CMAs

•A new genre called funktry fuses 70's funk with 90's style country - cowboy hat and shiny pink glasses clad Bootsy Brooks is its biggest star

•Potheads flock to Willie Nelson's grave for contact high

•Rappers, having run out of clever ways to refer to a woman's posterior, release hit songs with titles like "Jostle Yo Heinie Thang" and "I Want Your Ass Cheeks Against My Crotch While We Dance."

•Keith Richards, the only surviving member of the Rolling Stones, is arrested for possession of cocaine at a London nursing home

•Chinese Democracy 2 released, wheelchair-bound Axl tours with entirely computerized backing band whom he despises


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