YouTube Gems: The Black Crowes

From their album Amorica, this is The Black Crowes with "Descending," my favorite song from the rootsy rock band whom I'm hoping to go see at the end of this month.

Top 10 Suggested Wedding Presents for Blake Shelton & Miranda Lambert

10. Stomach pump

09. Matching his and hers bulletproof vests

08. Their own taxi with a full-time driver

07. George and Tammy discography

06. Hogs (not Harleys - actual hogs to kill, smoke and eat)

05. A couple of these t-shirts

04. In-deerstand kegerator

03. Camo pattern dishes

02. Gift certificate to local wine and spirits merchant

01. Gift certificate to Betty Ford Clinic

Country Day May 2 of 2

Country Day May 1 of 2

In the Year 2030 #4

•Curb Records puts out Tim McGraw's Greatest Hits 14.5

•Forty-something Britney Spears finally given back control of her finances; promptly blows remaining fortune on pink lemonade vodka sours and quarter slots

•Brett Favre retires from football, plans country album

•Pop newcomer just plays Madonna & Lady Gaga songs while she changes clothes and dances provocatively; wins best new artist at American Music Awards

•Lil Jon elected mayor of Atlanta, okaaay

•Beyonce gives birth to 7lb 3oz baby girl, Jayonce Knowles Carter, who is immediately signed to a recording contract

•Classic country stations spin Gloriana, Shania Twain and Jason Aldean

•Terror alert raised to red during Source Awards

•Death metal given Grammy category; 2030's best album winner, Disemboweled Fungus Rape, eats presenter Lars Ulrich onstage during live broadcast

•Brooks & Dunn reunite for the Walker Scoot Boogie tour

•Jamey Johnson breaks hip after nasty spill over his own beard