Reginald Spears

Due to continued popular support of his fake news stories - especially the Walmart one - over at Country California, I thought I'd introduce those of you who may not know him to Reginald Spears, local country fan. Reggie is a good ol' boy. He hates pop country. He curses a lot. He enjoys gardening. He is known to resort to mild violence. He is a 225 average bowler. He likes to drink. He is happily married. He has a long police report. He loves real country. He has no filter between his mind and mouth. He would be a revolutionary, if he knew what that meant. If that interests you in finding out more, check out these tales of his misadventures.

He has a Twitter account on which he delivers foul-mouthed take-downs of country posers.

Here are some reports of his exploits:

Local Man Arrested for Merchandise Tampering at Area Walmart

Local Man Arrested for Jukebox Assault

Local Man Reckons He Knows What's Wrong With Country These Days

Local Man Mows Vulgar Phrase in Radio Station Lawn

"The Christmas Shoes" Sends Local Man Over the Edge

Fun With Charts and Graphs 8/11

Brad Paisley Parody - "Rewind Me"

Rewind Me

(A Parody of Brad Paisley & Carrie Underwood’s “Remind Me”)

I didn’t care if I wasn’t cool

Songs about life and heartbroke fools

Cheatin’ and dyin’ and old barstools

What happened to three chords and the truth?

Now all my songs are sounding the same

As genres with completely different names

I miss the tunes I spun back then I wanna go back there again

Been so long bet you forget the things that you should expect

Rewind me, rewind me

Stop it with the pickup trucks, Old Hank is frowning from above

Rewind me, rewind me

Remember the Possum breaking your heart

Jerry Reed raising hell on his guitar

The Man in Black used to walk that line

But Nashville's gone and lost its spine

Do you remember how I used to sound

Before they upped the volume, put the fiddles down

Rewind me, dammit, rewind me

Where’s the country you used to love?

The grit and the twang that you miss so much

Rewind me, please please, rewind me

I want the steel to play

On me, country radio

Oh, if you still love me

Don't let heritage go

Won't you rewind me, rewind me

Do you remember the way it was?

Yeah, back when money wasn't the driving force

Rewind me

Yeah, rewind me

I didn't have anything to prove

Country's what you are not the words you use

Rewind me, oh, baby, rewind me

Yeah, you’d tune in to hear genuine hurt

Or drink with me at the bar after work

Rewind me

Wish you could rewind me

Oh, go on, rewind me, baby, rewind me

Yeah, I should be real as that Delta dirt

Oh, yeah, rewind me

Lord, rewind me

This is Not an Eric Church t-shirt design

Clearly, I'd never post an Eric Church t-shirt design here. I wouldn't want his legal team to send their robots after me. So, Pushkar at Grayzone.com, please consider this my removal of the Eric shirt (which isn't/wasn't actually a shirt, never made me a dime, and never cost Eric a dime).

4 From Texas