Top 10 More Ways You Can Know a Country Album Sucks Without Listening to It

Top 10 More Ways You Can Know a Country Album Sucks Without Listening to It

10. Brand name clearly visible on back of singer's jeans

09. There's a song in the track listing called "Dirt Road Anthem (Revisited)"

08. The word "incredible" or "machine" is on the album cover

07. It came free with purchase of wallet/chain set

06. It was released by Curb Records

05. This follows most of the song titles (feat. insert some other artist )

04. More than three of these words appear on the album cover: hook, redneck, beer, twang, outlaws, Chevy, guns, honky

03. The word "titty" is on the cover but there's no parental advisory label

02. Ask Reginald Spears, he'll tell you.

01. It's this album.

Awkward Gary Levox Photo of the Week

Country TwitterFAIL Sept. 25

YouTube Gems: Eddie Rabbitt

I spent a little time in Kentucky this past week and experienced a little cold rain our last day there. With "Kentucky Rain," here's the song's writer, the dearly departed Eddie Rabbitt. (It's also my favorite Elvis tune)

Eric Church looks like who?

Yep.

Thanks Jared!