Rascal Flatts Wants You to Squeal Like a Pig!

Rascal Flatts' new single is entitled "Banjo" and the promo ad sent out for it is quite disturbing. (This is real - not Photocrapped)




















Brings to mind this:



So who's got a 'purtier' mouth? Ned Beatty or Gary Levox?

Is Dierks Bentley a Song Thief?

Surely by now, you've heard about the Twitter dust-up between Jason Isbell and Dierks Bentley over the weekend. If not, go read this article and get up-to-date.

Perhaps we should have noticed something was up a bit earlier.... when the single cover for "Home" was released.

Hmmm...

Awkward Gary Levox Photo of the Week

Country Stars with F'ed Up Teeth Vol. 2

Colt Ford Walks Da Line

With news of the forthcoming 2nd "The Music Inside" Waylon Jennings Tribute album, FTM got exclusive rights to print the lyrics for Colt Ford's take on the classic "Only Daddy That'll Walk the Line." Here you go!

Only Mackdaddy gon' Walk Da Line (Colt Ford remake of Waylon Jennings' "Only Daddy That'll Walk the Line") Errbody know you been steppin' on my toes And I'm perty sick n tired a' it Creepin', steppin' out of line You been trippin' wit my mind Little ho' you know you best quit Bridge: 'Cause ever since you was a little sexy country dime You been reppin' me the only g that's worth your time Now you better check yoself and then you'll find You got the only mackdaddy who gon' walk da line I'm makin' paper every day while you sittin' on your donk An' you poppin' champagne all night I'm gettin' sideways From your gold diggin' plays Now you best believe that ain't right bridge riff (2x) solo riff (2x) You keep on tossing out my chones nearly errbody know That you're still so damn shady, tho' But when I get to bailin' Gonna hear you start to yellin' Aksin' me back up in this home bridge You got the only mackdaddy who gon' walk dat line