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Top 10 Things Mississippi Fans Are Doing to Afford Brantley Gilbert Tickets

I just found out that Brantley Gilbert is finally coming to play a show in my area! You can imagine my excitement. Today, FTM ponders how all the local BG fans will pay for this momentous occasion.

10. Refinancing the double-wide

09. Canceling Guns & Ammo and Buckmasters subscriptions

08. Painting house camouflage so taxman won't see it

07. Ransom

6. Selling Arts & Crafts

05. Collecting insurance money from deer-stand/home that mysteriously burned down

04. Ramping up sales and distribution of Oxycontin

03. Cut back strip club visits to bi-weekly

02. Quit smoking - put cigarette money to better use: riverboat gambling

01. Telling Grandma that Obama's death panels have decided she can't have her heart medication any more

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