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Johnny Manziel Parody Lyric

I asked our ol' buddy Bobby Joe if it was okay if I posted this. 

Haven't heard back from him, but since he's contributed parodies before and since 

I'll promote his Kindle book of lyric parodies (!!), he'll probably be okay with it.

This is a parody of Shelley Fabares' 1962 #1 hit, "Johnny Angel."

Johnny Football (©2012 BobbyJoe parody lyrics) Johnny Football Johnny Football Johnny Football Johnny Football You're a Heisman to be Johnny Football Aggies love him He's got talent that we can't resist And he doesn't care if Bama is still pissed Johnny Football How they rush him How he scrambles when the pressure's on Then he either runs it in or lets go with a bomb He's a Heisman If there ever was one We know they'll call his name In New York on that day Other players Tell us this is their year But it falls on deaf ears, we'd rather scream and cheer For Johnny Football 'Cause we love him And we know that someday he'll draft high But for right now he's our guy under Texas A&M skies He's a Heisman If there ever was one We know they'll call his name In New York on that day Other players Tell us this is their year But it falls on deaf ears, we'd rather scream and cheer For Johnny Football 'Cause we love him And we know that someday he'll draft high But for right now he's our guy under Texas A&M skies Johnny Football Johnny Football Johnny Football Johnny Football You're a Heisman to be You're a Heisman to be