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Feel Bad for You Mixtape: August '13

FBFY is a monthly mixtape which rarely adheres to any set of rules. The usual deal is: any song, any genre, any year. It's put together by mostly like-minded bloggers, musicians and music fans. This month's edition includes songs from The Weeks, Townes Van Zandt, I Can Lick Any SOB in the House and more! 

Stream below or download & comment here: http://feelbadforyou.atruersound.com/

I am a Pop-Country Song

I am a Pop-Country Song

©2013 FTM Satires

I have three dads and one mother

Who over some cold beer discovered

They all loved money very much

Hearts raced and their cheeks flushed

As they copulated with each other

(and here I am)

I am a pop-country song

When life's got you down

You can just turn me on

Cause, I know no sadness

And there's nothing wrong

With upbeat, uptempo

And a beat that's strong

2 inches deep and 3 minutes long

I am a pop-country song

I'm trucks and I'm sunny beaches

Underage sex and wise old preachers

Barely there twang and pumped up drums

A tasty pill to keep you numb

Sung by tough guys and Georgia peaches

(Crank it up)

I am a pop-country song

When life gets too real

You can just turn me on

Cause, I'm just a party

For your pasture or lawn

I'm upbeat, uptempo

With a beat that's strong

2 inches deep and 3 minutes long

I am a pop-country song

Bridge

In 6 months I'll be forgotten

But what'd you expect? I'm not art

Maybe I'll have resurrection

With a remix for the pop charts

I am a pop-country song

When life's got you down

You can just turn me on

Cause, I know no sadness

And there's nothing wrong

With upbeat, uptempo

And a beat that's strong

2 inches deep and 3 minutes long

I am a pop-country song