Sunday Mornin' Music: Johnny & Kris

Not the usual gospel-oriented type of tune I post on Sunday mornings, but oh so spiritual...

Saturday Night Music: Jason Isbell - Super 8

From the Archives: A Gassy Miranda Parody

ORIGINALLY POSTED JUN 2, 2011

Miranda Lambert lyric parody

Thanks to the ever-twisted Bobby Joe for this parody of Miranda's "Heart Like Mine."

Fart Like Mine
(©2010 BobbyJoe parody lyric)

I ain't the kind you take home to dinner
I ain't the kind to hold it in
Somehow they always get louder
When I'm on a cabbage binge

Even though I hate to admit it
Sometimes I can really reek
Christian folks say I should quit it
I just turn the other cheek

(Chorus):
'Cause I heard Jesus, he ate beans
And we know he always caused a scene
He could clear a room and make you blind
So I bet he'd understand a fart like mine

Mama gagged when I ripped my first one
Said she'd love me anyway
My brother got the sense of the family
So I thought I'd learn to toot

(Chorus):
'Cause I heard Jesus, he ate beans
And we know he always caused a scene
He could clear a room and make you blind
So I bet he'd understand a fart like mine

(Bridge):
I'll Beano away
From it all one day
I'll Beano away

These are the days that I will remember
When my name's called on the roll
He'll meet me with two beef burritos
Make blue flames for me coming home

(Chorus):
'Cause I heard Jesus, he ate beans
And we know he always caused a scene
He could clear a room and make you blind
So I bet he'd understand a fart like mine

Oh, Yes He would

YouTube Gems: Lincoln Durham

From the newly released Exodus of the Deemed Unrighteous, here's Lincoln Durham with "Rise in the River." RIYL: Badass music.

Fantasy Football Teams of the Country Stars IV

Fantasy football is in full swing, entering week 8 of the proceedings. How's your team doing? I won't discuss mine because who cares, right? Anyway, as we've done in the past, FTM has found the team names of several big country stars. Match the logos with the names below! Or don't!