Nov 22, 2017

Understanding Bro-Country Fan Internet Slang


Here's a very important piece I unearthed from the Farce the Music vault. It was never posted during the heyday of bro-country, so it has lost a little relevance, but there are still bros out there and you should at least attempt to understand their language.

This is a handy guide to deciphering bro-country fans' slang and acronyms on social media and text messages.

SMH = send me hoes

LOL = liking only ladies

Send nudes = send nudes

WTF = where's the Fireball?

Dead = I just murdered a city boy

Low key = feeling mellow from smoking the marijuana

Fam = group of bros

Off the chain = please help me find my wallet

AF = awesome Ford

OMG = oops my genitals

Lit = (the bonfire of crates we stole is now burning)

TGIF = tailgate is fun

TL/DR = the lice didn't reappear

DR/CR = didn't read, can't read

Shook = concerned that one might be outed as a poser

Thicc = This Hoe Is Conspicuously Curvy

DTF = down (in) the field

Basic = a pickup truck that doesn't have chrome accessories, a light bar, a roll bar, a lift kit, step rails, a winch, truck nutz, mudders, stacks, bed lighting, Yeti sticker, sticker making fun of other brand of trucks/engines.

Extra = has more than one STD

GTFO = give this fellow oral

JGMDSIBK = just got my d*ck stuck in brass knuckles


Nov 21, 2017

Greta Van Fleet Performs "Black Smoke Rising"

From their new album From the Fires. RIYL: Led Zeppelin (obviously), Rival Sons, Soundgarden, Tyler Bryant & the Shakedown, Heart.

What the Sexiest Man Alive Sings About, Part 2


What the Sexiest Man Alive Sings About


Top 10 Things Kane Brown Fans are Thankful For This Year


Top 10 Things Kane Brown Fans
are Thankful For This Year
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10. That you don't have to pass an IQ test to get a driver's license

9. Nobody will notice if you're drunk at Thanksgiving dinner 
because they'll all be stoned

8. Febreze

7. That God watches over drunks and fools

6. Cousins who don't kiss and tell

5. Finally told off that petty bitch on YouTube who was saying 
Kane ain't country and she shut the hell up… wait, she's back

4. The space heater fire only took out a few of the cats

3. That opioid jokes aren't appropriate anymore, 
so Farce the Music won't put one right here

2. Uncle Papaw won $8000 on the scratch-off, so it's gonna be a good Christmas

1. That you get to come to the sophomore parties when you're 20, 
as long as you're still a sophomore

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