May 23, 2023
Top 10 Ways to Be the “Next Big Thing” in Country/Americana
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10. Stop showering
9. Sound like Morgan Wallen
8. Have a throaty growl that sounds like you’re getting over a sinus infection
7. Get nominated for a Best New Artist award 7 years into your career
6. Only drink beer brewed within 20 miles of your home county
5. Mention Ohio in your song but live 1 state south of there
4. Sound like Tyler Childers
3. Get a shout-out from Jay Potta
2. Grow a mustache that suggests you lost a bet
1. Sound like Zach Bryan
Bonus from Country Universe:
Be rumored to be dating Morgan Wallen
May 22, 2023
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