May 29, 2025
Imagining the Conversation Going on Here
This is some AI slop fake news that I saw on Facebook. Judging by the number of cry face emoji responses, at least a few people took it at face value. I beg of you, get some social media literacy.
Anyway, I decided to imagine the conversation that would be going on in the pictured scenario.
Luke: Hey Mr. Jackson, I’m real sorry about your condition.
Alan: Why am I wearing a cowboy hat in my hospital bed?
Luke: I don’t know sir. But I been praying for you.
Alan: Luke, why did you change shirts three times during this visit?
Luke: Why did you change hospital gowns twice?
Alan: I guess we’ll never know. But you know why I’m here, right?
Luke: No sir.
Alan: Because of the shaking it for catfish and the diesel going knock knock knock for the beautiful people and the boots knocking and all the damn duck faces and booty shaking.
Luke: You mean I did this to you?
Alan: Yes, Luther. As a fellow Georgian, I expected better of you. And what's with your face? Did you finally lay off the White Claws? You're looking uncharacteristically unbloated.
Luke: I went gluten free. As far as the music goes, what can I do to make it up to you?
Alan: Tell me why the doctors in the background keep changing. Luke, WTF is going on here? And get out of my face with your pork rind breath. Ain’t you got a reality show to host?
A Minecraft Movie Country Reaction Gifs
When the American Music Awards say Dan + Shay, Post Malone, and Beyonce are the best country music has to offer
Walking down Broadway in Nashville as bachelorettes fall off pedal taverns drunk, bands play hip hop country songs, and bros catcall chicks from the top of a Morgan Wallen bar
Why are you listening to so much Townes Van Zandt lately?
When the AAA guy who changed your tire has Turnpike playing in his truck
If they sing about trucks and beer, it means they’re country
When a drunk man in a cowboy hat takes you by surprise
When mom makes you to go to the Kane Brown concert with your cousin
Brest Best showing his approval
What you do to the bathroom after a weekend of tacos and firewater at Laurel Cove
When country rap fans call their girlfriend
Every time I see Gavin Adcock
Joey Moi in the studio making every Morgan Wallen song sound the same with slightly different lyrics
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