While it was a close race with the ever askew Lady Gaga, the Farcie Award for worst new artist goes to Locash Cowboys! Congrats guys! That's a very impressive feat for not even having released your major label debut yet!
Dec 13, 2009
Farcie Awards: Worst New Artist
Labels:
Farcie Awards,
LoCash Cowboys
Farcie Awards: Worst Female Vocalist
While I have vowed not to speak ill of Taylor Swift's vocals for a while, my readers have not done likewise, voting her easily to the head of this category. Voting breakdown is shown in the chart below.
Labels:
Farcie Awards,
Taylor Swift
Farcie Awards: Worst Male Vocalist
Our first result today is for worst male vocalist. Idol runner-up and keyboardist kisser, Adam Lambert, made a strong push at the start of the voting while Rodney Atkins and Kanye "Emo Autotuner" West went neck and neck in the middle of the pack, but after the dust cleared, frequent FTM target Gary "The Voice" LeVox of Rascal Flatts had run away with this Farcie trophy. Voting breakdown is shown in the chart below. Congrats Gary!
Labels:
Farcie Awards,
Rascal Flatts
And the Losers Are...
FTM's Farcie Awards Results day begins with the reveal of the lovely trophy all our winners/losers will take home (figuratively). Anyone would be proud ....errr, ashamed to have that fine piece of hardware on their mantle or in their awards case!
Labels:
Farcie Awards
Dec 12, 2009
Happy Non-Specific Winter Holiday
An original satirical lyric from FTM.
Happy Non-Specific Winter Holiday
It’s that festive time of year again
Kwanzaa, the birth observance and other events
Shopping facilities are challenged for space
There’s an upturned expression on many a face
Hang out red ceremonial footwear
The kinara or menorahs with peace and care
Light the candles or holiday tree
Here’s a hopeful salutation to you from me
Have a happy non-specific winter holiday
Hear the appropriate musical selections play
Observe your chosen rituals
Be kind to all individuals
Have a happy non-specific winter holiday
Please be sensitive to everyone
Jewish or Christian or those of no religion
Make certain to be careful with your words
Disharmonic greetings can cause other persons hurt
If you choose to give gifts, please be kind
No red or green wrappings, they exclude the colorblind
If you wish to spread tidings of unity
Be sure to offer this ode to each person you see
Have a happy non-specific winter holiday
Hear the appropriate musical selections play
Observe your chosen rituals
Be kind to all individuals
Have a happy non-specific winter holiday
Bridge
Well, the tofurkey’s almost ready
And the organic dressing is too
My lifestyle family unit
Offers this formal wish to you
Have a happy non-specific winter holiday
Hear the appropriate musical selections play
Practice your preferred methods
Of celebratory acceptance
Have a happy non-specific winter holiday
©2004 Corey Parkman
Labels:
Christmas,
Original Lyrics,
Satire
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