Some videos I post as YouTube Gems because they are excellent tunes, videos or live performances. Some I post because they are funny. Some are so bad they're good. I don't know where this fits in, but I do know you need to watch it. It has some naughty words, but they add to the uh, charm (?). Enjoy! Or maybe ...I'm sorry... or something.
Apr 7, 2010
Joe Nichols Parody
Gimme Fat Girl
(Parody of Joe Nichols' "Gimme That Girl")
Take off those old sweats
Girl rest your butt,
Cancel those reservations
We'll order Pizza Hut.
As hot as your looking right now,
Like you're pregnant with ten babies
There are sides of you I've never seen
All of your creases they amaze me.
Gimme fat girl with the hair full of sweat
Chubby little cheeks with the ginormous breasts
That's the type that I like best
Gimme fat girl
Gimme fat girl that's as big as me
Old bike shorts stretchin' at the seams
That's the kind I want to please
Gimme fat girl, gimme fat girl
Gimme that girl monumental
The kind that you can roll over on
Looks like weather balloons,
Side by side when she wears a thong
Gams big and round make me drool
We'll be some plus size porno stars
Gimme fat girl the rest of the world,
Can see from wherever they are
Gimme fat girl with the hair full of sweat
Chubby little cheeks with the ginormous breasts
That's the type that I like best
Gimme fat girl
Gimme fat girl rubbin' up on me
She can't fit in size 30 jeans
That's the kind I want to please
Gimme fat girl, gimme fat girl
[repeat]
Apr 6, 2010
.99 Review: Rodney Atkins - Farmer's Daughter
Rodney Atkins - Farmer's Daughter
Listen HERE
The People's Take
ANOTHER HIT (5 Stars) - This song is great!!!! Another HIT from Rodney can't wait to hear the rest of the album.
-Redneck JB
Another hit! (5 Stars) - I love, love, LOVE it! ;D
-Robinson :)
Super! (5 Stars) - Another great song from country's best star!!!! Keep 'em coming Rodney!
-rodneyfan
My Take
The plusses: It's not nearly as puerile (yeah, I pulled out the thesaurus for that one) as most of Atkins' recent knuckle-draggers. Also, it's pretty catchy. One more: it's unmistakably country.
The negatives: From the moment you read the title, you know this isn't going to plow up any new cropland, and your assumptions are correct. Of course Atkins works for the farmer. Of course the farmer's female offspring is a dime. Of course Atkins gets him a piece of that sweet potato pie. Of course they get married. Of course the bridge is only there to serve standard procedure.
The WTFs: He goes from seeing the farmer's daughter to tapping it inside of two lines with little explanation of how he got from point A to point P. How romantic. I guess we should just assume that she immediately finds the dirty farmhand's potential big green tractor skills to be worth the suspicions and doubts her dad would undoubtedly have about someone he hired to shovel shit and feed bovine.
The bottom line: It's not as bad as I'd hoped it to be, and his career has probably not reached its omega as suspected in this parody. That said, it's still dumber'n a Jake Owens groupie and twice as forgettable.
Total Value: .45/.99
The Checklist:
Church/God
Mama
Boots
Name Dropping
Dying Person
County Fair
Lost Love
LoveHometown Pride
Kindly Advice
TruckWhiskey
Beer
Life AffirmationUSA
Soldiers
Pop Sheen
Star Power
Apr 5, 2010
Satire of country music Saturday night/Sunday morning songs
Note: This is a satire.
Play Hard, Pray Harder
©2010 Trailer satires
Saturday night I get my truck waxed up
Head down to the bar and drink a cup
And do some lines of coke
Came in with my girl but left with my ex
Had some public unprotected sex
Gave her clap but she don't know
Chorus
I play hard, so I pray harder
Sunday mornin' I ask the Father
To forgive me of my sins
Then I go and do it again
Yeah, I play hard, so I pray harder
Sunday mornin' in the Baptist church
Track marks achin' and my head it hurts
Singing Amazing Grace
Thinkin' 'bout fightin' the night before
I hope the cops don't find the corpse
But the Lord says it's okay
I play hard, so I pray harder
Sunday mornin' I ask the Father
To forgive this sinner's soul
For smokin' a big fat bowl
Yeah, I play hard, so I pray harder
Bridge
I love Jesus and the US of A
You know what I mean?
But I like gun runnin' and gettin' laid
So thank God I'm redeemed
I play hard, so I pray harder
Sunday mornin' I ask the Father
To forgive my dirty deeds
My arson, lust and greed
Yeah, I play hard, so I pray harder
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