Nov 15, 2010
Songs Illustrated #39
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Songs Illustrated
Nov 14, 2010
Top Ten Shortest Books by Country Artists II
10. How to Stay Out of the Public Eye - by Billy Ray Cyrus
09. An Illustrated Guide to My Sleeved Wardrobe - by Kenny Chesney
08. Time Spent on Craig Wiseman's Table - an autobiography by the late McDouble with cheese
07. Avoiding Douchebaggery and General Mayhem - by John Rich
06. Songs I Wouldn't Cut - by Craig Morgan
05. Staying Clean: A Guide to Sexual Health and Responsibility - by Trent Tomlinson
04. Growing Your 401K the Sammy Way - by Sammy Kershaw
03. How to Be a Real Outlaw - by Jason Aldean
02. I Pledge Allegiance to Country: Our Love of Tradition - by Sugarland
01. How to Be a Realer Outlaw... Dammit - by Eric Church
Nov 12, 2010
YouTube Gems: Bruce Springsteen
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YouTube Gems
Nov 11, 2010
Jason Aldean's "My Kinda Party" parodied
Read no further if you have a sense of humor that doesn't include Jr. High flatulence jokes.
(parody of Jason Aldean's "My Kinda Party")
Yeah I ate old beets
Cold cuts, beans, nuts and cheese plate
Headed out to the club, can't be late
Fire it up and let my Hyundai sing
I'm feelin' kinda mean
I'm gonna ruin the Friday scene
Cause last week they cut off my drinks
Barkeep why don't you get me some Natty Light?
I know I'll never be invited to parties
After my revenge that's so vile
Kick the tires and light the fires
It's about time...
Oh baby what's behind me
I'm about to open up Hell's gate
Shittin’ sound creepin' out my blue jeans
Gettin' out would be the smart play
Cause I’ll find peace.
When my bottom lets out a real big stink
Fillin' up the barroom like my gas tank
Now the girls have departed
Cause I kinda farted
Ah hell, these cramps are peaking
And the owner is straight up freaking
I soiled my Lees
While I sit here watching the paint peel
Here's another one louder than all the other ones
Just now the bar band quit playin' Sweet Home Alabam'
Swinging door flapping like a fan
Maybe my revenge is a little too elementary
But I'm leaving a complaint they won't forget
From my alimentary
Oh baby what's behind me
Yeah, I had to open up Hell's gate
Shittin’ sound creepin' out my blue jeans
Gettin' out would be the smart play
Cause I’ll find peace.
When my bottom lets out a real big stink
Fillin' up the barroom like my gas tank
Even the drunks have departed
Cause I kinda farted
Yeah, I found peace
When all this flatulence was released
But it's still a party till the winds cease
Even the manager's departed
Cause I kinda farted
Where ya’ll goin’?
Ain't nobody left breathin’
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Jason Aldean,
parody
Nov 10, 2010
CMA Reactions
I'm too lazy to Photoshop something tonight so I'll mostly just wrap up the CMAs with some of my Tweets from tonight along with selected re-Tweets from other folks. I will say I'm happy for Brad Paisley (EOY), Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton (how cool is it that they have matching vocalist trophies?). Anyway, here's the Twitter silliness. Click on them for a closer view.
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Blake Shelton,
Brad Paisley,
CMAs,
Miranda Lambert,
Twitter
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