10. Puberty
9. Batteries for the hearing aid that hasn't worked since 2013
8. Hello Kitty iPhone 4s case
7. To know which local professional wrestler is their daddy
5. Neighbor's wifi password
4. Extra cake in the prison cafeteria
3. Donations to their cancer hoax Kickstarter campaign
2. Drugs, lots of drugs
1. My six front teeth
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By Trailer with help from Jeremy Harris