Still better than listening to a Dan + Shay song
Pop-country songwriter to his publisher: "You'll never believe what I wrote about this time. It's gonna change country music!"
When you go to an Americana festival and there are no broccoli haired dudes saying bruh while killing High Noons
"Kane Brown, could you please stop trying to unsave country music?"
The 3 times a year John Moreland logs onto Instagram
New Vandoliers album tomorrow!
Me listening to Turnpike while doomscrolling the apocalypse
Steve: "Hey Rock, you heard of this Cody Jinks fella?"
Rock: "The Rock knew about him way before you"
Steve:
Me: Posts pretty tame meme joking about Morgan Wallen
His fans:
Spotify board meeting
When I tell you trap beats don't belong in country songs
When a b*tch won't stop talking during the Jesse Daniel concert, even though you asked her politely
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