Farce the Music talking shit about singers young enough to be his sons
That creepy guy at the Texaco when you pull up blaring Wheeler Walker Jr.
When God hears what Morgan Wallen did to “Miami, My Amy”
If you hear me singing about koalas with sexually transmitted diseases
Listens to Tyler Childers one (1) time
When a bridesmaid passes out drunk while crying to a Stapleton song at the wedding reception
When there ain't no cure for the summertime blues
When the first date goes so well she asks you to go see Kane Brown with her next weekend
How do I know he’s a Jason Aldean fan?
Me when somebody on Facebook types out a long, thoughtful, sympathetic, positive reply defending Jelly Roll under one of my memes.
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