We truly are a nation of idiots.
Suny Ledford has a great song about "Myrtle Beach" where he just sings "Goddamn motherfucking myrtle beach" over and over. But I think the best song ever is JB and the Sunshine Band's song "Sticker Peck Out." Its all about a guy who gets a boner. He is very romantic and he tells some girl that "FYI your T and A Is what I'm all about/You'r love makes my sticker peck out." Clearly one of the best songs ever.