Jun 19, 2012

You're Not a Real Country Singer 2

if you have to tell me how country you are -Andrew Lacy

if your jeans are tighter than Eugene Krabs' wallet.

if you wear Axe Body Spray -Cameron Gott

if you are Jason Aldean -Ian Donnelly

if most of your songs are really hard to play on Guitar Hero.

if you wear $400 designer jeans with designs and flaps on the back pockets -Blake Olson

if you use Autotune -Michael Wren

if you've never toured in a van.

if you cover Hinder -Cameron Gott

if you used to look like this:

But now look like this:

...if you don't have a song about murder - @CashFan90

if you wear Affliction, but haven't had any afflictions

if you don't know the lyrics of "Heartaches by the Number" -@TheBenimal

if one of yours songs has been used as a UFC entrance theme.

if you feel a constant need to tell people you're an outlaw -@10lbhammerbp

if you only cover rap and pop songs in concert.

if the only barbed wire that's ever touched your skin is embedded on your bicep.


  1. if you think Taylor Swift deserves her "Country Entertainer of the Year" awards

    1. Considering AMERICA votes on that, she does deserve it. So shut up. Thanks.

    2. Anonymous #2,

      The American people that vote in these award shows are incapable of thinking for themselves. Case in point, they let mainstream radio force-feed garbage music down their throats. To paraphrase Jim Morrison, they "love getting their faces shoved in the s***!"

    3. If you think belittling Taylor Swift and her achievements everytime country autenticity is brought up..you might small-minded, not country.

  2. As a fun fact, former UFC Welterweight Champion Matt Hughes' entrance music was Hank Jr.'s 'A Country Boy Can Survive'.



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