Jun 21, 2017

The Current Poop of Country Music (June '17)

A poop emoji equals a negative rating. A strike-thru poop emoji is a positive rating.
 

The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-29) overall which is a hefty 29 point drop (!!!!!) from last October (the last time we did this chart). The best song is Midland's "Drinkin' Problem." The worst is Dylan Scott's substandard bro-country-lite "My Girl." Not only is the Top 20 really pathetic, there is not a single solo female in the bunch.

Things are bad.


Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.

8 comments:

  1. I'd argue that that Bros. Osborne song is pretty awesome (easily my favorite mainstream single this year), but I'm glad there's someone else who hates Dylan Scott's tune as much I do...

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  2. Why the fuck did You give Dylan Scott the worst!?
    His song is catchy and just about his wife and what she likes
    You also give the top song a poop emoji and that's just bullshit
    The song deserve the number 1 and it's a catchy song.
    You also give Florida Georgia Line's God, Your Momma and Me 4 Pieces of Shit that means you don't believe in God and if you don't believe in God, you will be send to Hell.

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    1. Dylan's song isn't catchy but even if that's your defense, I mean, a bunch of bad diseases are catchy so...

      The top song got an anti-poop emoji. That means it's not poop.

      No, four poop emojis just means he hates the song. But he can't be sent to hell - nobody can actually force him to listen to country radio for eternity.

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  3. I hate Dylan Scott and Dustin Lynch's songs the most out of this.

    I actually like Keith/Carrie, Justin, Old Dominion, and RF's current songs, and Cole's is a guilty pleasure.

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    1. Keith/Carrie is decent for a pop song. I don't care for the other 4 at all.

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  4. I was just going to ask where you stood on Brett Young...turns out his dad was a high school friend of a FB friend of mine.

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    1. He's got a nice voice. Most of his songs are pretty lackluster though.

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