When Santa comes through with a vintage Travis Tritt muscle shirt
When your friend starts playing "Hard Candy Christmas" at the Christmas party
When the neighbor kid's rolling coal and cranking FGL in his Christmas present
When you keep asking Santa for that Hank Sr. box set that's out of print
Billy Strings fans on Christmas Eve
When somebody tweets that they're sad Walker Hayes' new album isn't out yet so they can get it for Christmas
If there was a Christmas remix of "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk"
Well excuse me but I think you've got my chair
My present to people who call me a liberal for making fun of Jason Aldean
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