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Dec 19, 2013

A Christmas Lyric from Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson (NSFW)



I Won't Be Homo for Christmas
©2013 FTM Lyrics

I'm dreamin' tonight of the straight kind of love
Not of men, I mean come on dudes
And although I know it's hip to "brokeback"
I promise you

I won't be homo for Christmas
You can't reach around me
Please have boobs and sweet, sweet poon
If you want this Christmas tree

Christmas Eve will find me
Where vagina's seen
I won't be homo for Christmas
Do not be deceived

Christmas Eve will find me
Far from fruity queens
I won't be homo for Christmas
Not even in my dreams
Okay, maybe just in my dreams

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This trashy parody of "I'll Be Home for Christmas" is not reflective of anyone at FTM's personal beliefs in any regards to the Phil Robertson/A&E controversy. It's just satirical and topical...


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