West Virginia fans when "Country Roads" is played at the game
When you check upcoming local concerts and it's all crap like Jordan Davis and Sam Hunt
Listens to Tyler Childers once
When somebody plays you a 2024 country song and it sounds like a 2019 rap song
Thought police coming to tell you who really invented country music
Kenny Chesney's date when he takes his hat off
I'm pretty good at drinkin' beer
If you're old enough to remember Kenny Rogers getting played on the radio, I bet this terror is etched into your memory
The Monday after a 3-day festival when you're over 35
Lil' Jason Aldean's Halloween costume circa 1987
