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Aug 18, 2021

If I Don't Tell You I'm Country



 If I Don’t Tell You I’m Country

©2021 FTM Satire Lyrics


I’m from backside of the backwoods

Drive a step-side and it rides good

I got a hot chick and a cold one

Wanna talk big, we can go, son


But the beat snaps and the bass drops

And I speak slang, hey is this pop?


Chorus

If I don’t tell you I’m country

That I like my beer real cold

If I don’t mention my hometown

And the bonfires don’t glow

You might think you’re cranking Bieber

These boots are just for show

So if I don’t tell you I’m country

How are you gonna know?


Dress in fashion, I got a stylist

Check out my hair man, it’s the wildest

I go huntin’ but it’s guided

And yeah I work hard, exercisin’


Ain’t no fiddle, and I don’t twang

And there’s some tuner when I sang


So if I don’t tell you I’m country

That I like my beer real cold

If I don’t mention a pasture

And the bonfires don’t glow

You might think I’m Ed Sheeran

These jeans are just for show

So if I don’t tell you I’m country

How are you gonna know?


Bridge

Yeah that first verse was a big lie

I was born out in Granny White


If I don’t tell you I’m country

That I like my beer real cold

If I don’t mention my hometown

And the bonfires don’t glow

You might think you’re cranking Bieber

These boots are just for show

So if I don’t tell you I’m country

How are you gonna know?


Feb 24, 2017

If These Pop Hits Were Bro-Country

Ed Sheeran - Shape of You
Come over in that short skirt and holler at me
Those red cherry lips got me like wow
Take my hand, dance, to Luke Bryan on the jukebox
And then we go to the truck, and now I'm like what what


Chainsmokers ft. Halsey - Closer
So, hey girl, pull me closer
In the back seat of my Raptor
Migos rattling my Ford
Tribal tattoo on my shoulder

 
Migos - Bad and Boujee
Black top, truck stop (truck stop)
Turning in a field where the girls hot (hot hot)
Light up a bonfire, the party hop hop hop (hop)
Pass the Fireball, I want a shot (shot)

 

Lady Gaga - Million Reasons
Country girl in my Chevy, got one hand on the wheel
If you could see it my way, You'd let me grab a feel
Girl your fresh produce is always in season

 

The Weeknd - Starboy
I'm tryna get you in the right mood, yep
Riding cleaner than some new boots, yep
Those tan lines and eyes of blue, yep
Got me wanting to go screw, yep

 

Sam Hunt - Body Like a Back Road 
***no changes***
Got a girl from the south side, got braids in her hair
First time I seen her walk by, man I 'bout fell off my chair
Had to get her number, it took me like six weeks
Now me and her go way back like Cadillac seats

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