This is all real merchandise (and other oddities).
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| Let's start with something I'm glad exists.... a Merle Haggard "ugly Christmas sweater" |
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| Luke Bryan tumbler. Perfect for sipping Lime-a-ritas. |
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| Brantley Gilbert pajamas with "Bottoms Up" on the ass. For your side chick. |
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| A BG brass knuckles Christmas ornament. For when the cousins erupt into a brawl over who gets to play the PS4 next. |
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| Gross. |
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| Chris Lane socks might be your fix. I don't know why, but maybe. |
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| If she wants to get "Nailed" this Christmas, these are for her! |
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| The Average Joes comic book series featuring Colt Ford, The Lacs, and all your least favorite hick hoppers. I assume their arch enemy is Captain Irrelevance. |
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| Class up the damn joint with this Fireball cornhole game. Probably not officially licensed. |
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| Sam Hunt tank top with Bleeding Cowboys font! Yay! |
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| Luke Bryan ugly Christmas sweater. Make it stop. |
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| Grammatically incorrect Luke Bryan lyrics tattoo (which are the actual lyrics) |
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| Another kinda awesome item. A Janie Fricke snapback. On eBay! |
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| Truck decal ... perfect stocking stuffer for that kinda racist uncle. |
