This is all real merchandise (and other oddities).
|Let's start with something I'm glad exists.... a Merle Haggard "ugly Christmas sweater"
|Luke Bryan tumbler. Perfect for sipping Lime-a-ritas.
|Brantley Gilbert pajamas with "Bottoms Up" on the ass. For your side chick.
|A BG brass knuckles Christmas ornament. For when the cousins erupt into a brawl over who gets to play the PS4 next.
|Chris Lane socks might be your fix. I don't know why, but maybe.
|If she wants to get "Nailed" this Christmas, these are for her!
|The Average Joes comic book series featuring Colt Ford, The Lacs, and all your least favorite hick hoppers. I assume their arch enemy is Captain Irrelevance.
|Class up the damn joint with this Fireball cornhole game. Probably not officially licensed.
|Sam Hunt tank top with Bleeding Cowboys font! Yay!
|Luke Bryan ugly Christmas sweater. Make it stop.
|Grammatically incorrect Luke Bryan lyrics tattoo
(which are the actual lyrics)
|Another kinda awesome item. A Janie Fricke snapback. On eBay!
|Truck decal ... perfect stocking stuffer for that kinda racist uncle.