Showing posts with label Poison. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Poison. Show all posts
Mar 23, 2021
May 12, 2015
Tuesday Morning Memes: Steven Tyler, Bret Michaels, etc.
Labels:
Aerosmith,
Bret Michaels,
memes,
Poison,
Satire,
Steven Tyler
May 8, 2015
Bret Michaels Goes Country
Labels:
Bret Michaels,
memes,
Poison,
Satire
Oct 8, 2014
Top 10 Ways Nashville Songwriters are Changing Their Approach in 2014
On 2014's mainstream country radio, we've seen a slight maturing of the content and a subtle movement away from so much "bro." There have also been other shifts, such as nekkid-ness and even more drinking than anyone thought possible. Here are some of the methods Music Row's finest are using to adapt with the times.
Top 10 Ways Nashville Songwriters are Changing
Top 10 Ways Nashville Songwriters are Changing
Their Approach in 2014
10. Learning the names of a larger variety of alcoholic beverages
10. Learning the names of a larger variety of alcoholic beverages
for their songs' characters to drink while driving
09. Requesting that singers pronounce "truck" with a bit of ironic displeasure
08. Extending group of 'outsiders' who should be pummeled by
09. Requesting that singers pronounce "truck" with a bit of ironic displeasure
08. Extending group of 'outsiders' who should be pummeled by
country boys to include people who live in the suburbs, the educated, and bloggers
07. Evolving their sonic palette from 'peak hair metal' (Poison, Bon Jovi)
07. Evolving their sonic palette from 'peak hair metal' (Poison, Bon Jovi)
to 'waning days of hair metal' (Trixter, Danger Danger)
06. Bringing back the working man trope (as long as he don't work in no damn city)
05. Tamping down on the misogyny a bit by giving female characters a larger role, such as
06. Bringing back the working man trope (as long as he don't work in no damn city)
05. Tamping down on the misogyny a bit by giving female characters a larger role, such as
lighting the bonfire, letting down the tailgate, or initiating the unprotected sex
04. Limiting grammatical errors to 2 per song
03. Slyly inserting marijuana references into every song,
04. Limiting grammatical errors to 2 per song
03. Slyly inserting marijuana references into every song,
including quasi-religious songs and anti-immigration anthems
02. Cutting back on incidents of racist, homophobic rants and drunken brawls
01. Full frontal nudity
02. Cutting back on incidents of racist, homophobic rants and drunken brawls
01. Full frontal nudity
Mar 11, 2013
Monday Morning Memes: Colt Ford, Bret Michaels, Taylor, etc.
Labels:
Bret Michaels,
Colt Ford,
Condescending Wonka,
Jeremy Harris,
Poison,
Taylor Swift,
Trucks
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