Hank, gimme a sign if you like drinkin'
When Yonder Mountain String Band is about to do an encore but you suddenly can't find the stage
When one of your kids dares play Dustin Lynch in your home
That truck that cut you off while cranking Florida-Georgia Line?
When I accidentally hear 2 seconds of that Parmalee & Blanco Brown song
Oh, you have tickets for a Chase Rice concert?
Do you like real country? Do you wanna be my friend?
When there's a pyramid of cans on the shore and a lake patrol boat behind you