Showing posts with label Blanco Brown. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Blanco Brown. Show all posts

Jan 28, 2021

Country Music Video Country Reaction Gifs

 Hank, gimme a sign if you like drinkin'


When Yonder Mountain String Band is about to do an encore but you suddenly can't find the stage


When one of your kids dares play Dustin Lynch in your home


That truck that cut you off while cranking Florida-Georgia Line?


When I accidentally hear 2 seconds of that Parmalee & Blanco Brown song


Oh, you have tickets for a Chase Rice concert?


Do you like real country? Do you wanna be my friend?


When there's a pyramid of cans on the shore and a lake patrol boat behind you

Jan 15, 2021

3 Up, 3 Down: January '21


3 Up




Lainey Wilson - Things a Man Oughtta Know

First and foremost, this is a country song. It's a modern pop-country song, but it features organic instrumentation, country vocals, country imagery, and story-telling. There's listing, yeah, but it's used to the furtherance of the theme, revealing the message a little at a time. Good stuff, and highly impressive as a debut single. And it seems to be getting some traction.

B+


Carly Pearce - Next Girl

Clever hook, strong vocals, catchy melody, strong message. What's not to like? Carly is such a promising artist; I hope this is huge for her. 

B+



Eric Church - Hell of a View

A mid-tempo anthem in the vein of “Talledega” and “Springsteen,” this is another winner from Church. Hey guys in the category below: See! It’s possible to write a love song that isn’t whiny and tediously selling a supplicant viewpoint in a relationship. Be equals, you crybabies. Anyway, “Hell of a View” is catchy and poetic, and non-embarrassing.

B+


3 Down


Niko Moon - Good Time

I already said enough when I named this the worst ‘country’ song of 2020. It may qualify for 2021 too. It’s that bad. 

F


Cole Swindell - Single Saturday Night

Cole has done some moderately better work recently (not that the songs I actually like are ever released as singles) but this isn’t in that category. This starts off with all the sonic signifiers of boyfriend country and gets no better from there. Listless, forgettable, and cookie-cutter. “White Claw” brand name drop… is that the first in a hit song? Anyway, this sucks and it kinda feels desperate. 

D-


Parmalee & Blanco Brown - Just the Way

Another boyfriend country song, I’m seeing a theme. There is nothing whatsoever country about this song. It’s listless, forgettable, and cookie-cutter. And it’s so cloying and wimpy. Stop worshipping women. I mean, don’t worship men either, or any other gender. Who wants to be pandered to this damn much? It’s amazing that something so boring and bland can make me want to punch inanimate things to get my rage out. Crap. 

F



Jul 25, 2019

King of the Hill Country Reaction Gifs 2

When somebody sets your Alexa to wake you up with Luke Bryan songs

When Luanne says she wants the whole family to do a "The Git Up" dance video

Sturgill Simpson sings his latest

Dale's tryout for the Tyler Childers "All Your'n" video

Still more country than Mitchell Tenpenny
  
When mom asks if you'll go to the Kane Brown concert with her

When papa buried his rig in the local motel

♬ Baby lock them doors and turn the lights down low 

Jul 16, 2019

Honest Radio Promo Ad: Blanco Brown "The Git Up"


Hey Chris in the comments (I can’t reply for some reason): I’m saying they’ll be called racist, as they were about “Old Town Road.” No, I believe  radio is fully commerce driven.

Latest Lil Nas X Single Revealed!


“Old Town Road (Rerererereremix)”
Lil Nas X
ft. Billy Ray Cyrus, Young Thug, Mason Ramsey,
Kid Rock, Lizzo, Florida-Georgia Line, Bon Iver,
Steve Aoki, Willie Nelson, Wale, Travis Barker,
Kane Brown, City Girls, Future, Ed Sheeran,
David Guetta, Camila Cabello, Meek Mill,
Blanco Brown, Chase Rice, Migos, Saweetie,
Brooks & Dunn, Maren Morris, & Halsey.

Jun 21, 2019

Toy Story Country Reaction Gifs

Reporting from the Thomas Rhett concert...

When somebody asks if you wanna hear a country song and plays Blanco Brown

When you meet that guy who's obsessed with Walker Hayes in person

Country radio fans be like...

Luke Bryan be like...

When you find out your friend went to the FGL concert

How Cleto Cordero introduced himself to Kaitlin Butts

♬ She just started liking cheatin' songs 

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