5 Rock Album Covers - Parodied

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Screw the Working Man

A satire lyric...

Screw the Working Man

This one's for you Mr. Mack truck guy

Popping pills on your cross-country drive

Skipping weigh stations, skipping sleep

Lot lizard humping, ass-riding creep

Some folks they might honor you

But here is my one finger salute

I say screw the working man

Getting away with all he can

Givin' his time but not a damn

So I say screw the working man

This one's for you on the graveyard shift

Working to support your seven kids

Join the union, ain't gotta do shit

Take fifteen breaks to smoke and bitch

Some folks, well they might say "cheers!"

But I'd like to kick your rear

I say screw the working man

Getting away with all he can

Givin' 40 hours but not a damn

So I say screw the working man

Bridge

You boys in blue know what I mean

On patrol at the Krispy Kreme

You teachers having sex in class

You farmers sitting on your ass

Office workers surfing the porn

Oil rig workers soiling our shores

You make this great nation a wreck

But thanks Obama, for my monthly check

We say screw the working man

Who won't give folks like me a hand

Me and the Prez got different plans

Yeah, we say screw the working man

Yeah, screw you!

Country Doppelgängers XI

Kenny Chesney (sans hat) and actor, Paul Giamatti.

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Kellie Pickler's comments are frequently doppelgangers for this girl's.

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Texas singer/songwriter Drew Kennedy apparently had a Toby Keith phase.

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Country music newcomer Walker Hayes has the Justin Bieber thing going on.

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Yet another country newcomer, Brett Eldredge, resembles Bears QB Jay Cutler.

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Shooter Jennings and a black monkey.

You Suck as a Music Fan Vol. 1

Thanks to FTM's Twitter followers and Facebook friends for submissions to this feature. If you submitted something and don't see it here, it'll probably be on the next edition. We'll do it again sometime soon!

You Suck as a Music Fan if.....

•You skip the song because it has (live) at the end of the title

•You hung out in the parking log until Jamey Johnson's set was over so you could see Kid Rock. - @JennCampbell78

•You haven't supported the artists you've "acquired" music from by purchasing merchandise or attending shows

•You only go to the shows to be seen. - Christina Maccini

•You own a Kenny Chestnut album. (?) - Andy Grigas

•The only songs on your iPod are ones which have been on the weekly Top 100 in America list. - Taryn Flay

•You've ever thrown anything at a band or singer (with the intent to injure) at a concert, even Axl Rose

•If you yell requests during a show when they clearly are not taking requests - @Hooper

•You think Alan Jackson is the original artist of "Ring of Fire" - @amnoise

•You think Madonna is a copycat of Lady Gaga

•You have Jason Aldean lyrics as your Facebook status. - @AdamSheets08

•You competitive slow line-dance to Lady A's "Need You Now." - @kellytollett

•You can't name the writer of any of your favorite songs

•You think Eric Church is "edgy" and "an outlaw." -@ryanat82

•None of the artists you listen to go by their birth name

•If you think Chad Kroeger is a visionary

•You go to music festivals just to get drunk and make out with underage girls in the port-a-john