Nov 20, 2011
YouTube Junk: Brantley Gilbert
This song just hit #1 on the Mediabase charts. I usually try to keep the language in check around here, but fuck this motherfucker. Any song that has "country" in the title but begins with the words "Go ahead and crank this song up"... well, you know it sucks. Gilbert has now replaced his dad, Jason Aldean as FTM's #1 enemy.
Nov 19, 2011
Nov 18, 2011
YouTube Gems: Cary Ann Hearst
From Lions and Lambs, here is Cary Ann Hearst with "Hell's Bells." RIYL: Kathleen Edwards, Janis Joplin, Neko Case, Bonnie Raitt, Hayes Carll.
Nov 17, 2011
Top 10 (Non-Existent) Country Songs About Picnic Products
With the popularity of Toby Keith's "Red Solo Cup" (which is either completely insipid or absolute genius), FTM considered which other picnic essentials might make for good (okay, terrible) song fodder.
Top 10 (Non-Existent) Country Songs About Picnic Products
10. Martina McBride - "Dasani Bottle (It's a Good Thing Gin is Clear)"
09. Garth Brooks - "Are You Gonna Finish That Pimento and Cheese?"
08. Bucky Covington - "Grilling for Dummies"
07. Little Jimmy Dickens - "Bury Me in a Coleman When I Die"
06. Brantley Gilbert - "Drinking the Koolaid"
05. Chris Knight - "Lawn Dart Through the Heart"
04. Loretta Lynn - "You Ain't Woman Enough to Take My Ham Sandwich"
03. Kid Rock - "Wet Ones Antibacterial"
02. Brad Paisley - "I'd Like to Spray You With Off"
01. Gary Levox - "Dixie Heavy Duty Plates"
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