Justin Moore says...

9 New Parody Album Covers: The Civil Wars, The Black Keys, etc.

Country Demotivational Posters 4

OMG Reviews: Alan Jackson - So You Don't Have to Love Me Anymore

by Brittany Fant, 14-year-old music fan and aspiring reviewer

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Uhhh, this is so slow. OMG Alan Jackson is old. He's saying a bunch of sad stuff :( :(. This makes me miss my ex-boyfriend a little bit but not that much because it's soooooo country sounding! Why do they even play him anymore? He's like old enough to be my grandfather and that's just nasty to hear him talking about love!!! Probly if Hunter Hayes sang this, I would like it. He's so hot!!!!!!!!! And he doesn't sound like a red neck LOL! If I wanted to be depressed I would listen to OneRepublic! At least they aren't old!! "So you don't have to love me anymore" why would anybody say that?? If I still loved my old boyfriend, he so better love me too! We almost went to second base so he better still love me a little bit anyway even if he is with Lindsay Quineres now. That whore!!!!! IDK why I'm reviewing country songs anyway cuz Hunter Hayes is the only country music I like now. Taylor Swift is so 9 months ago. And Alan Jackson is so 19 years ago LOL!! MARRY ME HUNTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

This song only gets 1/2 out of 5 possible heart hands!

Rascal Flatts Wants You to Squeal Like a Pig!

Rascal Flatts' new single is entitled "Banjo" and the promo ad sent out for it is quite disturbing. (This is real - not Photocrapped)




















Brings to mind this:



So who's got a 'purtier' mouth? Ned Beatty or Gary Levox?