Douche Bryan Photo of the Week

©Ashley Davis Concert Photography

YouTube Gems: Two Cow Garage

From their forthcoming album The Death of the Self Preservation Society, here's Two Cow Garage with "Gerri" (spelled "Geri" on my review copy of the album).

Brantley Gilbert Fan eCards #20

These are actual, unedited (except for a couple of f-words)

YouTube comments from Brantley Gilbert fans.

Sackpunch #16: Dallas Davidson

Dallas Davidson Deserves a Sackpunch

I'm not going to bother writing much of anything about this dude. However, I believe, as much as a songwriter can, Dallas Davidson has done nearly irreversible damage to the genre of country music on the mainstream level. Some other writers have been a part of some truly awful songs, but Dallas' track record is a tote board full of douche-ocity, truck fetishism and misogyny. For that, he deserves one of the most painful and physically damaging sackpunches FTM has ever issued. If you need some proof, look no further than the following videos & songs. He wrote or co-wrote all of them.















And not one to rest on his laurels, Dallas has now provided us with what may be the worst country song of all time:


Get ready, DD.

OMG Reviews: Luke Bryan - That's My Kinda Night

by Brittany Fant, 15-year-old music fan and aspiring reviewer

Listen here!

Oooh, this is so funky! Luke Bryan is always on the cutting edge of keeping country fresh and cool and this is no exception. “That’s My Kinda Night” pretty much describes my perfect night too! I wonder if Hunter will ever put out a fun song like this? He’s always so serious, lol! But Luke is a jokester and likes to have a good time. Too bad he’s so old or I’d be obsessed with him too! In the first verse, Luke asks his hottie to hand him a beer while they’re in the truck… and since he’s a good role model, I take that to mean that it’s perfectly okay to drink and drive when I'm older! Yay! The chorus makes me sing “winner winner chicken dinner” so it must be a good song! If you don’t like it, you probably think weaving potholders and eating jello molds is fine entertainment. You’re probably old too. You people like Trailer should quit wasting breath and time on the internet complaining about the “death of country music” because you’ve lost. Country music is whatever 15-25 year old country fans say it is, and I say it should be fun! If I want to feel sad, I’ll… uh, hmmm… I don’t ever want to feel any feelings that aren’t positive, so I’ll just keep listening to country radio! I don’t know who T-pain or Conway are, but they must be awesome if Luke Bryan likes them. This is probably a classic song, but it will take a while until we know for sure, but you really can’t go wrong with the combination of trucks, tans, beer and bumping speakers! I’m not old enough to drink and beer is nasty, but I do know that it’s cool! And so is this song. I will be rocking it the rest of the summer!


Five heart hands!