Nov 24, 2015

What Are Country Stars Thankful For This Year?

Luke Bryan
That, even nearing 40, he and his wife still wear the same size

Pitch correction software

Bucky Covington
That he isn't famous enough for FTM to make fun of him anymore

Old Dominion
That a beard makes almost any man slightly more attractive

Kane Brown
That hype and Twitter followers are more important than substance and skill in 2015

Brantley Gilbert
Protein powder

Chris Stapleton
Being too freaking talented to be ignored

Mikel Knight
That no one gives enough of a shit about his pathetic ass to actually 
investigate the myriad of claims against him

Jason Aldean
That no one expects any better of him than wearing blackface on Halloween

Miranda Lambert
That she lost 200 annoying pounds

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