When I'm minding my own business and hear snap-beat country playing nearby
My favorite Jerry Jeff Walker song?
Me when I realized I didn't have to be spoon-fed country music by the radio
Frat boy at the Wallen concert stoned out of his mind about to tell the cops his dad's a lawyer
When you check out the Wild Country playlist on Spotify and the first song has 808 beats
When you're in a fender bender with a dude wearing a Billy Strings tee shirt
How is making jokes about Luke Bryan's jeans "gatekeeping?"
When you cheat at ...anything... in a Chris Knight song
When the country record label doesn't know
if you can sing but sees that you're a
tall, handsome dude between the ages of 20 and 27
When she shows up for the blind date wearing a Jason Aldean t-shirt
