From the Archives: Top 10 Names for Brantley Gilbert Nation

ORIGINALLY POSTED FEB 28, 2012

Top 10 Names for Brantley Gilbert Nation

While pondering the next bit of trash talking about Brantley Gilbert, FTM ran across this shirt design and was reminded that BG fans refer to themselves as such. FTM pondered just what such a nation might be called if granted sovereignty (on the outside chance anyone in the nation could fill out the needed paperwork).

10. Faketanistan

9. Republic of Wallechainia

8. Federal Union of EBT

7. Grabbouti

6. People's Commonwealth of Bangaskank

5. Hertztagopee

4. Walmaritania

3. Tribaltattuga

2. Chlamydia

1. The Douchenited States of Axemerica

Brantley Gilbert Fan eCards #27

These are actual, unedited YouTube comments from Brantley Gilbert fans.

Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear a Brantley Gilbert Fan Say

10. I'm thinking of lowering my truck some; my gas mileage is terrible!

09. I found a typo.

08. Of course I'm current on my child support payments.

07. No thanks, I've drank enough for one night.

06. The United States welfare system is out of control.

05. Only a few more payments and it's all mine.   *Not referring to a tattoo.

04. Here's my insurance card.

03. I'm not doing that, you're my sister.

02. Professor, should I double-space my thesis?

01. All the tests came back clean!

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-Most of these by Jeremy Harris

Double Facepalm - BG Nation

Country Bumper Stickers March '14: Chase Rice, BG, etc.

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Brantley Gilbert Fan eCards #26

These are actual, unedited (except for one word)

YouTube comments from Brantley Gilbert fans.

Brantley Gilbert Fan eCards #25

These are actual, unedited (except for a couple of naughty words)

YouTube comments from Brantley Gilbert fans.

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These are actual unedited (except for one word) YouTube comments from Brantley Gilbert fans.

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These are actual unedited YouTube comments from Brantley Gilbert fans.

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These are actual, unedited (except for one racist word) YouTube comments from Brantley Gilbert fans.

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These are actual, unedited (except for a couple of four letter words)

YouTube comments from Brantley Gilbert fans.

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YouTube comments from Brantley Gilbert fans.

BG Fan eCards #19

These are actual, unedited (except for one word) YouTube comments from Brantley Gilbert fans.

Brantley Gilbert Fan eCards #18

These are actual YouTube comments from Brantley Gilbert fans, edited only for a few foul words.