Showing posts with label Jimmy Fallon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jimmy Fallon. Show all posts
Apr 2, 2025
Charley Crockett Performs "Easy Money"
Labels:
Charley Crockett,
Jimmy Fallon,
Live performances
Mar 4, 2025
Jason Isbell Performs "Ride to Robert's" on Fallon
Labels:
Jason Isbell,
Jimmy Fallon,
Live performances
Dec 3, 2024
Billy Strings / "Seven Weeks in County" / Jimmy Fallon
Labels:
Billy Strings,
Jimmy Fallon,
Live performances
Jan 21, 2022
Pop Country Star Crashes Wedding Reception to Sing Latest Hit; Thrown Out
After making his debut appearance on NBC’s “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” to perform his single “Backroad Summer Moon,” pop-country singer Dallas Jordan decided to have a little fun after the show. The rising star thought he’d surprise two of his biggest fans.. on their wedding day!
Unfortunately, the couple had no idea who he was and had him violently removed from the reception hall as he attempted to finish the first verse. Dallas’ manager had apparently not communicated with the couple of the plan to record a viral video of the song at their wedding celebration and they were not amused.
“I thought everybody liked three minute, positive, not-very-country, mid-tempo love songs and mine’s been verrrry popular so I thought surely they were fans,” said a distraught and bleeding Jordan. “I asked my manager if he had set it up ahead of time and he just told me ’Don’t worry, it’ll be great! Everybody loves you!’.”
The couple did not love him. “I still don’t know who the hell that is,” said the exasperated groom, Jerry Pickens. “He just busted in here when the DJ was about to play Etta James’ “At Last” for our first dance, and he started warbling his goofy pop song. As soon as he hit the words ‘truck’ and ‘baby’ I went into action.” Pickens himself grabbed Jordan by his collar and slung him off the makeshift stage at the Pelham Bay reception venue.
Said the bride, Tara, “Our whole playlist after Etta was outlaw country, soul music, and red dirt, so I don’t think his management did its research.”
Jordan described his exit from the function as “impolite, harsh, and definitely not pushin’ P,” whatever that means. The singer was unceremoniously dragged into the parking lot by the groomsmen, doused with champagne and thrown into a dumpster.
“Get that pop country bullshit outta here,” yelled Jerry toward the dumpster as the limo pulled away for the couple’s honeymoon.
At press time, Dallas Jordan was scheduled to embark upon his first headlining tour despite 99.734% of the nation having never heard of him.
Unfortunately, the couple had no idea who he was and had him violently removed from the reception hall as he attempted to finish the first verse. Dallas’ manager had apparently not communicated with the couple of the plan to record a viral video of the song at their wedding celebration and they were not amused.
“I thought everybody liked three minute, positive, not-very-country, mid-tempo love songs and mine’s been verrrry popular so I thought surely they were fans,” said a distraught and bleeding Jordan. “I asked my manager if he had set it up ahead of time and he just told me ’Don’t worry, it’ll be great! Everybody loves you!’.”
The couple did not love him. “I still don’t know who the hell that is,” said the exasperated groom, Jerry Pickens. “He just busted in here when the DJ was about to play Etta James’ “At Last” for our first dance, and he started warbling his goofy pop song. As soon as he hit the words ‘truck’ and ‘baby’ I went into action.” Pickens himself grabbed Jordan by his collar and slung him off the makeshift stage at the Pelham Bay reception venue.
Said the bride, Tara, “Our whole playlist after Etta was outlaw country, soul music, and red dirt, so I don’t think his management did its research.”
Jordan described his exit from the function as “impolite, harsh, and definitely not pushin’ P,” whatever that means. The singer was unceremoniously dragged into the parking lot by the groomsmen, doused with champagne and thrown into a dumpster.
“Get that pop country bullshit outta here,” yelled Jerry toward the dumpster as the limo pulled away for the couple’s honeymoon.
At press time, Dallas Jordan was scheduled to embark upon his first headlining tour despite 99.734% of the nation having never heard of him.
Labels:
Fake News,
Jimmy Fallon,
Jordan Davis,
Satire
Oct 13, 2020
To Infinity and Beyond!
Labels:
Jimmy Fallon,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
Aug 7, 2019
Tyler Childers / "House Fire" / The Tonight Show
Labels:
Jimmy Fallon,
Live performances,
Tyler Childers
Jul 31, 2019
The Highwomen / "Crowded Table" / The Tonight Show
Labels:
Jimmy Fallon,
Live performances,
The Highwomen
Nov 5, 2018
Pistol Annies / "Best Years of My Life" / Fallon
Labels:
Jimmy Fallon,
Live performances,
Pistol Annies
Apr 4, 2017
Gary Clark Jr. Performs "Our Love" on Fallon
Labels:
Gary Clark Jr.,
Jimmy Fallon,
Live performances
Mar 21, 2017
Run the Jewels "Legend Has It" on Fallon
Labels:
Jimmy Fallon,
Live performances,
Run the Jewels
Dec 15, 2016
Kacey Musgraves Performs "Present Without a Bow" on Fallon
Labels:
Christmas,
Jimmy Fallon,
Kacey Musgraves,
Live performances
Sep 15, 2016
Eric Church (w/Rhiannon Giddens) Performs "Kill a Word" on Fallon
Labels:
Eric Church,
Jimmy Fallon,
Live performances,
Rhiannon Giddens
Jun 28, 2016
The Avett Brothers Perform on Fallon
Labels:
Jimmy Fallon,
Live performances,
The Avett Brothers
Jul 29, 2015
Ashley Monroe Performs on Fallon
Labels:
Ashley Monroe,
Jimmy Fallon,
Live performances
Jun 24, 2015
Leon Bridges Performs on Fallon
Labels:
Jimmy Fallon,
Leon Bridges,
YouTube Gems
Jun 10, 2015
Kacey Musgraves Performs on Fallon
Labels:
Jimmy Fallon,
Kacey Musgraves
Jan 23, 2015
Introducing Old Dominion
Labels:
Jimmy Fallon,
memes,
Old Dominion,
Satire
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