When somebody tries to tell me how good Arlo McKinley is
There's probably a Dan + Shay joke in here, but I won't go there
When your southern rock band is trying to look fake tough
"How does going to see Luke Bryan with me sound?"
When your friend moved, but he still has your Waylon vinyl he borrowed
Do you ever feel bad for talking so much shit about Florida-Georgia Line?
When somebody says Thomas Rhett redeemed himself with "Country Again"
Trying to stay humble while somebody talks about my good taste in music