10. A Candom
08. LeAnn Rimes drivers license
07. (Find $7.50 extra) and buy this
06. Take a ten dollar bill from your wallet and use in place of Charmin
04. Autographed Rascal Flatts Glossy photo
03. This Trace Adkins approved t-shirt
02. Boxing gloves to punch yourself in the face with
01. Take a ten dollar bill from your wallet and light it on fire
(*NOTE: In all seriousness, the best place to spend $10 rather than on Chris Brown's album is: http://www.ncadv.org/donate.php)
For my 50th nugget of wisdom, I'm gonna get as real as it gets with you, my peeps. If you're not writing with, as Snoop dee-oh-double-gee says, "my mind on my money and my money on my mind," you might as well crap in one hand and wish in the other and see which one fills up first. There's a process to this craft, a formula if you will. I don't sit down with pen and guitar in hand and think "Where will my feelings lead me today?" Hell naw, I think "What's in it for me?" The day I start worrying about the art of songwriting is the day I slice off my testicles with a dull letter opener and start collecting Hummel figurines. You think I write this junk because I enjoy it? Nah, homie, I write it because it stocks the bar with Goose. Peace y'all.
