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Celebrate Big Machine's Huge #1 Taylor Swift Song on iTunes

Elvis eCard

I Should Sell These

...just to spite Thomas Rhett and Jason Aldean. I probably would if it wasn't illegal to use Joe's image without going through the proper legal channels. I'd wear it too, if it wasn't based on a country-rap song soon to be made famous by a wallet-chain clad d-bag.

OMG Reviews: Taylor Swift - We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together

by Brittany Fant, 14-year-old aspiring reviewer

(See the lyric video here)

I had like honestly been getting sick of Taylor Swift lately. Her song on The Hunger Games was sooo, um, old-timey sounding. Ugh. This is more like it girl!!!!!! For y'all that don't know, I'm single again and this is my song! The chorus has the best lyrics EVARRRRR. And it doesn't sound like crappy old person music. Bravo, Ms. Swift! Or should I say, Mrs. Kennedy? lolz That would be so awesome. Then she could be vice president! I'm a Swiftie again, I admit it. It's like she read my mind or something for this song. And that album cover - she. looks. hot. It's like a Revlon commercial or something. She broke up with a dude who listens to indie music. Good for her!!!! The only people who listen to music that isn't on the radio are losers who are jealous of real talent. This makes me so glad to be flying solo again! Boys always say they'll change but they never do. All they want is one thing!!! That one thing is to play video games with their friends and that's lame. Anyway, Hunter Hayes, I'm on the market again baby!!!!!!!!! Call me! This song rulezzzz.

5 Heart Hands!