Farce the Music

Dec 10, 2014

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Christmas FGL Parody: "Holi Daze"

Photo from GAC

Holi Daze
(FTM Parody of FGL's "Sun Daze")

I’m gonna wear my man Uggs and
I’m gonna play some flip mug and
Rock a little bit of Slim Thug and
Burl Ives and T.I.
And drink some Jager neath the Christmas tree
I wonder what Santa's bringin' me
The way that I'm actin'
Coal and switches be packed in

Chorus
All I wanna do today
Is honor Jesus' birth and get stoned
On that naughty list, let the eggnog pour
That's what winter break is for
And all I wanna do is call some hoes and
Throw my balls made of snow
Bows on my gun rack
Ain’t nothin’ wrong with gettin’ my holi daze on
Gettin’ my holi daze on

Girl dress sexy for my Christmas party
Hoochie Mrs. Santa drankin' Bacardi
You ain't no elf, but girl you my shorty
It may not rhyme but I'm getting horny
I’ll sit you up on the fireplace hearth
And stick some garnish in your Christmas tart
The way that we rockin', I'll get in your stocking

All I wanna do today
Is wear my Santa hat and get stoned
On that naughty list, let the eggnog pour
That's what winter break is for
And all I wanna do is drive my Chevrolet
with a warm Fireball glow
Spray on minty Axe
Ain’t nothin’ wrong with gettin’ my holi daze on
Gettin’ my holi daze on

(Repeat Chorus)

Gettin’ my holi daze on

Dec 9, 2014

FTM Stocking Stuffers

In case you haven't stopped by the Farce the Music merch shop lately, there are several new shirt (stickers and coffee mugs too) designs just perfect for your upcoming holiday parties, bonfires, and house concerts. They're also great for Christmas gifts (or Hanukkah or Kwanzaa). It's nearing the last few days for standard shipping, so get a move on. Here's the link to the store: http://www.redbubble.com/people/trailerparkman/portfolio?ref=breadcrumb