Farce the Music: Sun Daze

Mar 13, 2015

Sundays: A Larry Lee Approved FGL Parody

Sundays
Parody of Florida-Georgia Line's "Sun Daze"

I'm gonna wear my Staceys and

 I'm gonna sing some praises to

 Holy Trinity of Spirit and Maker and Savior

 And throw a 20 in the offering plate

 If you're ready, go up and get saved 

No more weight you're towing, to Heaven be going

All I wanna do today is wear my Penney's gray herringbone

Sin a little less, pray a little more 

THAT's what this day is for 

And all I wanna do is praise JC and fellowship with good folks 

Read a little Acts, Read a little John 

Love gettin' my Sundays on, gettin' my Sundays on

Jesus Christ you're the life of my party 

Full of grace healin' up broken-hearted

 Break some bread as we do the Communion

 Hope Ms. Wanda will do some hymn croonin' 

I hit my knees at the altar rail 

Ask the Lord to forgive my fails 

The way that I'm feeling, the devil ain't stealin'

All I wanna do today is wear my Penney's gray herringbone

 Sin a little less, pray a little more 

THAT's what this day is for 

And all I wanna do is praise JC and fellowship with good folks

 Read a little Mark, Read a little John

 Love gettin' my Sundays on, gettin' my Sundays on

All I wanna do today is wear my Penney's gray herringbone 

Sin a little less, pray a little more

 THAT's what this day is for

 And all I wanna do is praise JC and fellowship with good folks 

Read a little Acts, Read a little John

 Love getting' my Sundays on, gettin' my Sundays on 

Gettin' my Sundays on

Dec 10, 2014

Christmas FGL Parody: "Holi Daze"

Photo from GAC

Holi Daze
(FTM Parody of FGL's "Sun Daze")

I’m gonna wear my man Uggs and
I’m gonna play some flip mug and
Rock a little bit of Slim Thug and
Burl Ives and T.I.
And drink some Jager neath the Christmas tree
I wonder what Santa's bringin' me
The way that I'm actin'
Coal and switches be packed in

Chorus
All I wanna do today
Is honor Jesus' birth and get stoned
On that naughty list, let the eggnog pour
That's what winter break is for
And all I wanna do is call some hoes and
Throw my balls made of snow
Bows on my gun rack
Ain’t nothin’ wrong with gettin’ my holi daze on
Gettin’ my holi daze on

Girl dress sexy for my Christmas party
Hoochie Mrs. Santa drankin' Bacardi
You ain't no elf, but girl you my shorty
It may not rhyme but I'm getting horny
I’ll sit you up on the fireplace hearth
And stick some garnish in your Christmas tart
The way that we rockin', I'll get in your stocking

All I wanna do today
Is wear my Santa hat and get stoned
On that naughty list, let the eggnog pour
That's what winter break is for
And all I wanna do is drive my Chevrolet
with a warm Fireball glow
Spray on minty Axe
Ain’t nothin’ wrong with gettin’ my holi daze on
Gettin’ my holi daze on

(Repeat Chorus)

Gettin’ my holi daze on