Mar 30, 2017
You Might Be Fake Country if... (Guest Submission)
...your mic stand went platinum but your album didn't...
You think love songs are supposed to be about trucks & tractors
All your songs are about dirt roads but you grew up in the city...
You think love songs are supposed to be about trucks & tractors
All your songs are about dirt roads but you grew up in the city...
You think Porter Wagoner is a Jeep...
Your manager thought it would be cool to put a chick in the band
Your manager thought it would be cool to put a chick in the band
but you're not sure which band member it is...
You think Flatt & Scruggs makes lawn mower engines...
You think "Will the Circle Be Unbroken" is a trick question...
You think a country shuffle is a cool new Spotify playlist...
You think the "Wabash Cannonball" is a cinnamon whiskey shot...
You think 3/4 time a law that helped your cousin get out of prison early
You spent more time picking out your wardrobe than writing your last single...
You only became a country singer to help you reach your goal of
You think Flatt & Scruggs makes lawn mower engines...
You think "Will the Circle Be Unbroken" is a trick question...
You think a country shuffle is a cool new Spotify playlist...
You think the "Wabash Cannonball" is a cinnamon whiskey shot...
You think 3/4 time a law that helped your cousin get out of prison early
You spent more time picking out your wardrobe than writing your last single...
You only became a country singer to help you reach your goal of
becoming a judge on TV karaoke contest
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Thanks to John Deery of the John Deery Band for sending this in!
The Walking Dead: Country Memes
The Walking Dead season 7 finale is this Sunday.... at the same time as the ACMs and Wrestlemania. Choose wisely. Anyway, here are some new TWD country memes.
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