Apr 12, 2017

DAMN.

Yesterday, the album cover for Kendrick Lamar's new album Damn. was released and it quickly became a meme. Of course we had to get in on that.

Kendrick's album cover





Honest Country Tweets: The Rock, Rascal Flatts, Drake, etc.







Apr 11, 2017

Turnpike Troubadours Perform "Easton and Main"


Get Thee Behind Me, Satan

Lyric Parody of Kelsea Ballerini's "Yeah Boy"


"F Boi"
(Lyric parody of Kelsea Ballerini's "Yeah Boy")

Captured my attention, till I saw you were trippin'
Texting me that way
Gold chain and a ball cap, wearing nothing more than that
Put that lil thing away

You got that something on your mind, Now I'm wishing that I was blind
There's no flutter in my heart, just a chill down my spine

F boi
What the hell are you doing
F boi
You're acting just like a fool
Yeah you're trying too hard, You're leaving me scarred
Mama didn't raise you right
F boi
Your game is pretty pathetic
F boi
I'm not into creepin' fellas
One more horny text and I'm gonna call the cops tonight
F boi

Every Snapchat message gets me thinking that you're sleazy
All innuendo
No I won't take my top off, why don't you go jerk off
And leave me alone

Won't tell you what I'm wearin'
And don't slide into my DMs
I don't wanna and you're not gonna be my boyfriend

F boi
What the hell are you doing
F boi
You're acting just like a fool
Yeah you're trying too hard, You're leaving me scarred
Mama didn't raise you right
F boi
Your game is pretty pathetic
F boi
I'm not into creepin' fellas
One more horny text and I'm gonna call the cops tonight
F boi

F boi
Don't wanna take a little ride with you
F boi
Don't wanna spend a little time with you
F boi
I'm gonna hit the block button on you
Ew

F boi
Don't wanna take a little ride with you
F boi
Don't wanna spend a little time with you
F boi
I'm gonna hit the block button on you
Ew

F boi
What the hell are you doing
F boi
You're acting just like a fool
Yeah you're trying too hard, You're leaving me scarred
Daddy didn't raise you right
F boi
Your game is pretty pathetic
F boi
I'm not into creepin' fellas
One more horny text and I'm gonna call the cops tonight
F boi

F boi

F boi
Don't wanna take a little ride with you
F boi
Don't wanna spend a little time with you
F boi
I'm gonna hit the block button on you
Ew

F boi
No I don't wanna rock with you
F boi
Not interested, you stalker, you
F boi
Yeah I just hit the block on you
Ew

F boi

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