Country Day May '11: Bonus Tracks

Country Day May '11

Satirical Lyrical: Suburban Outlaw

Suburban Outlaw

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I never drive less that ten miles past the limit

Sometimes I log on Facebook just for unfriendin'

I hide Skoal from my wife in the glove compartment

Sometimes I blame other folks when I did the fartin'

I'm a suburban outlaw

A Durango drivin' desperado

Got a backlog of parking tickets

If my nose has a boogie, damn right I pick it

That's how I roll, y'all

I'm a suburban outlaw

I'm a dangerous man spinning four bald tires

Sometimes I drink milk that's two days expired

Half of my music collection wasn't paid for

I dump grass clippings in the yard of my neighbor

I'm a suburban outlaw

A light beer buzzin' desperado

I flirt with every Hooters waitress

If I want a hotel robe, damn right I take it

That's how I roll, y'all

I'm a suburban outlaw

Bridge

I'm public enemy number five-thousand eight

Sent Black Swan back to Netflix two months late

My fantasy football team has a dirty name

Association dues ain't paid, you know who to blame

I'm a suburban outlaw

Yell at the coach when my son plays baseball

Sometimes I like to crank Limp Bizkit

Pretend I'm not home to a Jehovah's Witness

That's how I roll, y'all

I'm a suburban outlaw

Out Today: The Rankin Twins - Silver Lining EP

The lovely, and extremely nice, Rankin Twins (or as Rita B calls them: well, see album cover) celebrated the release of their EP, Silver Lining today and you should check it out. They are folksy poppy country with great harmonies and catchy songs. Listen to song samples or purchase a digital copy at iTunes. Purchase a physical copy here.

Songs Illustrated #51