May 16, 2019

Ian Noe Performs "Between the Country"

From the excellent forthcoming album of the same name.



Do You Have Any Last Words?




Why 1989 Was Better Than 2019

Country mullet 1989

Country mullet 2019

Kane 1989

Kane 2019

Fad 1989

Fad 2019

Social media 1989

Social media 2019


Keith Urban 1989

Keith Urban 2019

Country duo 1989

"Country" duo 2019

Lifted truck 1989

Lifted truck 2019

2Pac 1989

2Pac 2019


Lyric Parody of Luke Combs' "Beer Never Broke My Heart"


This is childish. I'm sorry. (the original)

Beer Always Makes Me Fart
(Parody of Luke Combs' "Beer Never Broke My Heart")

I get a flatulent ass every time
A couple Budweisers get my stomach awry
Hear that sound, start to cough
Lost a few friends yeah, ran some girlfriends off

It makes a man to frown, can get a whole crowd gone
Yeah, it just sucks man, that ain't a perfume cloud

Long neck ice cold beer always makes me fart
Like pinto beans and collard greens have tore my ass apart
It's a common theme what happens downstream, stand far, Lord bless my heart
Cause long neck ice cold beer always makes me fart

She was my Oklahoma blue eyed baby
Till one night drinkin', now she hates me
Gravel was flying when she left town
If she didn't know then, she sure knows now

Long neck ice cold beer always makes me fart
Like refried beans and Dairy Queen have tore my ass apart
It's a common theme what happens downstream, stand far, Lord bless my heart
Cause long neck ice cold beer always makes me fart

It takes one drink to mount the attack on your snout, son
But I've had fifteen, so buddy you might wanna run

Long neck ice cold beer always makes me fart
Like pinto beans and collard greens have tore my ass apart
It's a common theme what happens downstream, stand far, Lord bless my heart
Cause long neck ice cold beer always makes me fart

New Video / Tyler Childers / "House Fire"

From the forthcoming album Country Squire (Aug 2).

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